Thats not a moon, thats a SPACE STATION

Proof that you CAN have too much fun with the FunnyFrames on your camera phone. We took MANY of these type pics, this is the one you all are getting since it was by far the funniest one, even though Tony had a hard time keeping a straight face for me to take the damn thing.

Id rather be fishin than fuckin (seriously)

This isn't a dig on Mike, I love fucking. But fishing is so relaxing and we have so much fun doing it. If Im in a super pissy mood (like I was today), by the time Ive been sitting there by the lake with my bobber in the water, Im at peace. What's better than that? Nothin.

*Little note for my sis, you SO have to help me figure out posting pictures on here, its fuckin me up, wont do what I want it to....and you know, we cant have THAT!

Fuck you cold and flu season....and Sanjaya too!

*What a fuckin day. Im getting sick, usually I get a small touch of whatever the kids have (which, thanks to someone I will not name here has been often this winter...Frog knows who Im talking about), but Im getting a full on chest cold fully equipped with fever, chills, the works. This pisses me off royally since I hate to be sick. I know, Im a bit of a whiner.
*Ok, fucking Sanjaya is SAFE again this week? Not even in the bottom 3? Your jerkin me right? He is a no talent hack who is skating by on votes by 12-14 year old tweenies who dont get that some day we are gonna be hearing about him molesting little kids just like Michael Jackson did. Thats right folks, I said it. All I can think of when I see him is "future child molester who CAN NOT SING!!!" C'mon, you all were thinkin it. On top of that, Chris Sleigh is gone? He has a timing problem but the boy could sing. So, as of right now, Tuesday and Wednesday nights at my house are "Watch anything but Idol" nights. For the past few years people havent been voting on the singing talent of the contestants, its some creepy popularity contest like back in high school. Since I already been there and done that, I refuse to participate it it. Chris Sleigh, you keep singin baby...cuz they voted Chris Daughtry off last year and that mf'er is selling some serious CDs....so no worries baby.
*Lost was good tonight, but Im hoping that Nikki and Paulo stay dead. Im mean arent I? Seriously though, tons of fans of Lost cant stand em and wanted their charachters killed off, not just me so while youre sittin there thinkin Im going to hell for being such a big fat meany, lots of other people are going with me then.
*Random thought, when youre having a bad day and you take a shot of tequilla to take the edge off, and then drink a beer....Nyquil works much more powerful than usual......just letting you know that. If my sentences start to run on, now you know why.
*14 of us went to Staceys Buffet in Heath tonight for dinner. I bet they were scared when we all walked in. They have THE best coconut cream pie though....they dont use a mereingue (is that how you fuckin spell that?) on theirs though, its topped with COOL WHIP. No shit....best stuff
E V E R. Course, now I cant complain about what I saw on the bathroom scale tonight. I did it to me'self.
*The new cover for the last (sob) Harry Potter book was revealed today. Its cool, dont get alot out of it as far as plot for the book but the publisher guy said he sobbed when he read it. I just know theyre gonna kill someone else I love (probably more than one someone) and I swear to all that is holy...If JK Rowling kills the Weasly twins...Ill do something drastic. I dont know what yet, but somethin...yep, somethin.
*Another random thought, my dog likes to eat the bags that McDonalds food comes in. Its like he can glean some last bit of the taste just by the little bit of hamburger smell off the paper on the bag. Silly little dog. Hey, if my dog eats a taco......is that cannibalism? (He is a chihuahua named Taco, thats why Im askin)
K....Im goin to bed now, maybe I will write something coherent about fishing tomorrow if Im not to sick to go out to the lake. Hopefully we'll catch something so I can fry up some fishies.
REMEMBER PEOPLE, BOYCOTT IDOL!!!!! BOYCOTT IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK SANJAYA!!!!!!!!!!

Have a HAPPY period?!?!?

Watching TV today...as usual, and this commercial comes on. Its for always pads/tampons what ever...but at the end they always say "Have a Happy Period." Now, we all know what happened here, some M A N is sitting in the corporate offices at Always and says "hey...I have a great new slogan for us, we can put it on the boxes of our products and even on the individual wrappers for the pads/tampons, lets put "Have a Happy Period". I just KNOW it was a man who did it, no woman who has ever had her rag would EVER refer to any part of it as a happy time. So, all you male neanderthals sitting in your offices at always, until you assholes make a tampon with a vibrator in it (dont try to make one actually, Mike and I are going to try and come up with a prototype) dont YOU tell ME to have a HAPPY fucking period.
In other news of commercials that really piss me off....I was ok with the little monster guy that represents a migraine for the Imitrex commercials...I get that but do we REALLY need talking mucous (mucinex) and boogers (nasonex)? And not ONE night do we sit down to eat that I have to SEE the talking mucous and boogers. WAY brilliant with that one ad exec's.
Here's MY ad idea- I want to see a talking flacid penis on the Viagra/Cialis commercial. That'd give me a GREAT visual, and...more people would buy it, I promise.
Sorry, Im just not sure why some of these people went to college to make commercials that are dumbed down and silly just to sell a product. If your commercial is witty (as is my talking, flacid penis one up there) Im way more likely to buy your product than if you talk to me like Im a dumbass.
Anyway, there's my sermon for the day, and I planned this blog for the last five and a half hours so I hope it made at least one person chuckle a little.
G'night