Have a HAPPY period?!?!?

Watching TV today...as usual, and this commercial comes on. Its for always pads/tampons what ever...but at the end they always say "Have a Happy Period." Now, we all know what happened here, some M A N is sitting in the corporate offices at Always and says "hey...I have a great new slogan for us, we can put it on the boxes of our products and even on the individual wrappers for the pads/tampons, lets put "Have a Happy Period". I just KNOW it was a man who did it, no woman who has ever had her rag would EVER refer to any part of it as a happy time. So, all you male neanderthals sitting in your offices at always, until you assholes make a tampon with a vibrator in it (dont try to make one actually, Mike and I are going to try and come up with a prototype) dont YOU tell ME to have a HAPPY fucking period.
In other news of commercials that really piss me off....I was ok with the little monster guy that represents a migraine for the Imitrex commercials...I get that but do we REALLY need talking mucous (mucinex) and boogers (nasonex)? And not ONE night do we sit down to eat that I have to SEE the talking mucous and boogers. WAY brilliant with that one ad exec's.
Here's MY ad idea- I want to see a talking flacid penis on the Viagra/Cialis commercial. That'd give me a GREAT visual, and...more people would buy it, I promise.
Sorry, Im just not sure why some of these people went to college to make commercials that are dumbed down and silly just to sell a product. If your commercial is witty (as is my talking, flacid penis one up there) Im way more likely to buy your product than if you talk to me like Im a dumbass.
Anyway, there's my sermon for the day, and I planned this blog for the last five and a half hours so I hope it made at least one person chuckle a little.
G'night